Crebbz, of Duck Division infamy, just sent me 4 spam PMs containing nothing but gibberish. Normally I wouldn't replace an entire news bulletin with something like this, but this is completely bat shit bonkers, that a man, or boy, or whatever the hell kind of species he is, would actually take time out of his busy spamming schedule to send me 4 messages saying nothing but "asfsgsfg". I typed in random keys into the quote marks, because that's exactly what Crebbz did.

He'll probably send me more. I wouldn't doubt it. Now I'm gonna get back to something important, which is enjoying System Shock 2.